You gotta feel for Channel 7 Adelaide reporter Andrew Hayes.
He thought he was doing a harmless puff piece when he went to the Adelaide show for a “Celebrity Milk-Off”, where he and other celebs milk cows.
But he got a bit more than he bargained for when the Cow he was supposed to be milking, Carmel, emptied her bowels on him.
Watch the video here:
To make matters worse, 7 in Adelaide still ran with the story:
To his credit, Hayes took being shat on in good humour: