A TV Journo At The Royal Adelaide Show Got Crapped On By A Cow At A Milking Contest

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A TV Journo At The Royal Adelaide Show Got Crapped On By A Cow At A Milking Contest Image: Channel 7

You gotta feel for Channel 7 Adelaide reporter Andrew Hayes.

He thought he was doing a harmless puff piece when he went to the Adelaide show for a “Celebrity Milk-Off”, where he and other celebs milk cows.

But he got a bit more than he bargained for when the Cow he was supposed to be milking, Carmel, emptied her bowels on him.

Watch the video here:

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To make matters worse, 7 in Adelaide still ran with the story:

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To his credit, Hayes took being shat on in good humour:

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Fair play.

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